Today started off really well, reader. I woke up, I had myself a coffee and some toast, I started answering e-mails and then I remembered that Japan will be getting the new ‘Super Smash Bros.’ game for the 3DS on Saturday…yeah, what a way to wreck what would have been a nice morning. Don’t get me wrong; I love Japan and the Japanese people, my gripe comes from the deep and violent jealousy I feel because they’ll be getting the new ‘Smash Bros.’ a month before everyone else. I thought I was a grown up and I could wait for things like video games but it turns out when it comes to titles like this…I want to be the first to have it.
Putting my petty envy aside, the real point of this article is to detail the leaked character roster image which has come straight from an unknown Japanese gamer who has managed to get themselves an early copy of the game. Not only that, they have also already finished the game and unlocked every single character. They’ve gone ahead and done the pop culture world some good and released the full roster for all of us to see. Now an image was leaked about a week ago by a Nintendo worker who was swiftly fired.
We never reported on it because, like some of the people out there, we had our doubts but not that it has come to the surface a second time from a different person we have decided that it’s about time we do our duty and share it out like many other online publications. Let’s label the list below the ‘full Super Smash Bros. character roster’ obviously not taking into account any future DLC plans that may add more characters to the list.